Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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