Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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