Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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