im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
