nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
