Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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