Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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