While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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