school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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