There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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