hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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