just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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