im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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