We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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