Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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