I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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