Dual....:-)
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I didn't shave. On purpose
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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