I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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