Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
