How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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