it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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