whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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