i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't tell me you're on acid again
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
