so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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