Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just found puke in my bra..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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