dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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