So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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