Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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