My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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