Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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