hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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