I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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