Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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