I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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