It's Friday. Sex?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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