Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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