Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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