I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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