Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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