I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
