He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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