handjob tips. give me some.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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