White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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