If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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