tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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