You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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