I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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