I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize