hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
