Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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