the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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