I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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