your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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