i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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